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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?","punchline":"A stick.","id":193}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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